My sign has got it going on right now, whatever planets represent guys in my atmosphere must have magically lined up or maybe its my new default?
Ha i wish my boobs were actually that big unfortunately for whoever its unfortunate for. You cant really have big boobs, flat abs and a big butt; unless your black that is or made of plastic. Darn it, the times when i wish i was as black as i can act. Those dreadful minutes on the treadmill are paying off or at least i’d like to think so, for the sake of staying motivated.
Anyway, who should i start with?
Oh yeah the ass hole who took my virginity and didn’t say goodbye lets give him the privilege of being first.
Months after he left to Europe without saying goodbye he adds me on Facebook i couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw his friend request. I accepted it and i figured he would message me, part of me hoped he did and he did here is the conversation as of now:
- Thursday
- vato, i brought my lame fb account back. whats poppin in hllywood
- Thursday
- I see. The usual though work and
- Thursday
- Work, my dpt got madd hour cuts I get like 1 to 2 days a week now a days its pretty ridiculous.
Hows it going over there?
- Thursday
- so so... i dont know.. might be leaving soon if it doesnt pick up...
- Thursday
- Damn its slow over there too!?
is there a time difference or you just happened to be up at 6 am lol
- Thursday
- yea.. im 6 hours ahead.... duhh ha
- Thursday
- Damn vato dont gotta get all duhhh on me before I cyber whoop you ahh.
- Thursday
- ha. ima about 5000 miles east of florida tho vatooooo. i had to duh you a lil
- Thursday
- It’s all good ill just save them for one day and give them all to you at once; you have a lot of whooping lined up. I’ll get you once you make you “duh” worthy comment, its all good!
- 20 hours ago
- ha. your weak ass vato. i hope youve been training.
- 17 hours ago
- Unfortunately for you I have been working out, so im ready to whoop whop you. Most importantly though have You been training?
- 10 hours ago
- oo yea. ima come back BIGGG
- 9 hours ago
- big as in you had too much european food ? lol
don’t matter cause either way im gonna be swoller than you.
Oh so good at pretending to be okay with his casual conversation. I wanna tell him off i really do but more than that, i wanna see his face when i ask why and that is the reason why i haven’t mentioned anything! On the bright side i now have a picture of him so when i’m having the talk with my kids (if i ever have kids) ill be able to show them who it was... creepy? eh i don’t care!
Then theres the kid i used to have a HUGE crush on when i was in 10th grade but he had a gf now he’s single oh lala, but he’s kinda ghettoish boo! Id love to see him again for old times sake, its been like 4 years since i last saw him.
This cop i met a year ago messaged me talking about "call me” talk about awkward. I don’t know how to call a person, i much rather text. So after avoiding his message all day, i decided id reply with my phone number he can call ME, don’t be telling me what to do fool!
Don’t even get me started on my manager asking if i ever had a boyfriend, saying that i look like id have high standards. He caught me off guard, really off guard. It’s silly but i’ve been worrying about what that meant since then and until i find out why i look like i have high standards its going to eat at me. Its cool though because ill make sure i catch him off guard when i ask why? hope he feels just as shocked as i did.
OH MY GOD the cop just texted me kill me right now! or not i wanna see what he has to say.
i wonder how long i should wait to text back... maybe till i’m done writing this lovely blog.
Damn its almost 3 am i am the biggest bum ever! what day is it today?
Any guy who texts at this time is a booty call, not that i would know but movies are pretty educational right?
Shout out to my new follower Mike haha made my night!
Xoxo Julieth
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