What the fuck?!

I just read my last blog and i was bitching about having to wait a day to activate my iphone. Turns out its going to be months before i’m able to activate it (yes i said MONTHS) What the fuck verizon? Oh we don’t want our employees to activate these devices, because we don’t want them to take them away from our customers... Really? because last time i checked its easier and much more effective to sell when you have knowledge and experience with the product; just saying. Take the phones away from customers ? uh last time i checked there’s amazon, craigslist and ebay (i bought mine on there almost 100 dollars cheaper FTW) all of them sell your phones for much cheaper, so no i don’t think we’ll be taking business away from the store itself.

On a more positive note id like to thank god, the lucky stars, destiny or whoever put all these jobs on my path! I’ve been hustling like theres no tomorrow.
I got the job at Ross (duh!)
My princess job boss gave me about 2 weekends worth of work, so now i have a bunch of days i need to ask off work (Because making 30.00 > 8.50 an hour). I don’t think my manager is going to be too happy about all these shift requests and days off (But damn its not like he’s the one working for me, so uh what does it cost to just not schedule me on those days!)
I went to the Hollister interview and i got nervous! WHAT THE FUCK dude! they do call backs on monday so we will see if i got the job or not, mind you i have never not gotten the job; So Hollister you better not be my first failed interview.

On saturday i had a princess job in Clewinston, a 1 1/2 hour drive from my house.
I took my little brother and sister because i was leading the party and they needed to be characters.
Omg when i pulled up, i couldn’t believe my eyes! I felt like i was in the scene out of a movie (on the bright side i’ve always wanted to be an actress lol).
Everyone and i do mean EVERYONE was black (I don’t have a problem with this, except for the fact that it was so stereotypically accurate) All the guys hanging outside, with their pimp cars. If you haven’t noticed i’m pretty white for a hispanic, so the guys were like DAAAAAMN and they were staring. I thought i might have you know made a mistake and ended up in the wrong place, so i pulled over and my siblings were going crazy... “omg go go go go” “are the doors locked?” “we are going to get robbed” Chill! its not like you guys didn’t go to an elementary school, where you could count the whites  with the fingers in your 2 hands! Mostly my sister she loves to try to talk black and when she gets there she’s scared? GTFO
I personally love leading parties where the kids are black! Why? because they aren’t shy, they got the moves and they always seem to be fond of me :) like they rather hug me at the end of the party than hug the character, awww really? you would rather hug me than buzz light year? I am flattered (i mean it).
So id like to take this opportunity so say what the hell is yo gabba gabba? whatever happened to sesame street? and barney (according to my mom it was my personal favorite)(clearly getting so old i don’t want change, please stick to the classics)
The party i did was yo gabba gabba at Clewinston, check out the picture... Ohhhhh now it all makes sense.

Oh yeah i found another job on craigslist, a couple actually; I just apply and forget. If they email back good, if not i wouldn’t remember anyway.
This zombie job called back, to be a zombie at a halloween event for $12.00 an hour, cool except i booked a job with my princess job that day and they wanted me to audition? HAHA you idiots think i would go waste my time and turn down other jobs just so i can be “considered” How about NO!
I booked this job for $15.00 an hour promoting a protein bar, for the next 3 wednesdays at walgreens. Pretty legit, i don’t mind. It’s for diabetics and all i have to do is give out samples and smile, smile, smile :D

Why were most of my customers assholes today? sigh people love taking advantage of nice people thats for sure. On a happy note, both the activations i did today, i got the protection plan attached with so i’m pretty satisfied.

Why am i still up? Well i just finished reading this blog http://www.armywife-style.com/ It took me 2 days to read the whole thing; I loved it. Id recommend reading it if you enjoy/ can handle blunt opinions on random stuff.
What stood out the most for me? How she mentioned she had to get stitches on her vag after giving birth... I am terrified! ouch it, ouch i cant even think about it. You know me being naive me, i thought oh its just closes up magically, kinda like nipples get hard and soft you know something cool like that, but stitches ? are you kidding? as if pushing something that big out wasn’t enough... Men really do have it easier I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY!

My last point though. Hello? shout out to whoever is googling my dating profiles name, would you be kind enough to reveal yourself? because i know i’ve disabled my profile for about a month or so now. So if your making the effort to remember and google it, id like to meet you. Thanks!

Xoxo Julieth

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I thought i had nothing to blog about but then i remembered, silly me.  

Yesterday i came home from work and i had 1000000 bags in my hands, i was holding the keys and when i tried to throw one of the trash bags away... well you know, my keys fell in the trash can just like i thought they would but was too lazy to put them down -_-  (lesson learned)

 I applied to like 4 jobs 2 days ago because i just spent like 800 bucks on an iphone 4S (call me crazy, but my phone bill is only 28 dollars a month because of my job and so thats the cheapest plan ANYONE will ever get on an iphone so i am definitely taking advantage) ahem Thank you Verizon!
Besides i’ve wanted one of these “cool mainstream” devices for years, i deserve it.
On an upsetting note because of the type of phone account i have, i have to wait until tomorrow morning to get my phone activated. Do you know what it feels like to have a new phone and not be able to use it immediately? Its quite painful... On that note boo Verizon (still love you though ;)
So here it is all white, with a lovely pink commuter case from otter box, a screen protector from zagg and covered against any physical damage with no deductible courtesy of Best Buy mobile (i don’t mean it was free)
I applied to Hollister, blah blah blah, the interview is on tuesday. After the interview i had a couple of days at ross, in which i wasn’t scared whatsoever; i feel like i can take on the world. so bring it Hollister group interview.

Now onto the real point of this blog.
I dont know about anybody else but i read yahoo news everyday, its become part of my routine. They have some pretty interesting articles on there and todays article was about "Dating advice for shy singles” As i begin to read this i’m like holy shit its official I AM shy, its like they are describing me to the T.
"Shy people often unintentionally come across as cold and aloof all due to the simple fact that their body language is transmitting “keep away” signals. “ Oh hey! that’s me... I’ve been told i look like i am a cold person, mean and "i think i’m better than youish” (which i don’t, in most cases at least)
"Shy people are generally more confident when they’re in their comfort zone, so when you go out, it’s a good idea to bring along a few close friends for support. “ yup yup its like i feed off my friends confidence, i have no difficulty talking to someone when i have a friend next to me, shyness banishes! 
And i run out of things to say so ill just go to bed.
Oh last song playing before i finished this blog; bellow

Xoxo Julieth 

I'm a lightweight better be careful what you say with every word i’m blown away, your in control of my heart.

I wish i could think of what i wanna write and it will just write itself that way i don’t forget things *sigh here we go.

I should start by expressing how much i HATE guys like what makes it okay for them not to feel absolutely anything when playing with someones feelings?

I was really looking forward to meeting this guy i met on okcupid. He messaged me first we texted for like a week, established we were both not some 40 year old rapist, he put smileys on almost every text AND he texted me the day before asking if we were still on for friday (which i said we were). 

Friday rolls around its 830 pm and no text, so i text him and he says he’s tipsy (well isn’t that lovely, its not like i’ve waited around all day) oh meet me here, knowing guys lame ass excuse potential, i ask if he has battery so i avoid the "oh my phone died i am so so sorry” 15% (uh how about no, its a 30 min drive) then he’s like "oh just meet me tomorrow when i’m sober”  are you sure you wont do the same as today ? -_- i’m sorry! (yeah its okay, because i really wanna meet you and theres nothing else i can say)

Saturday, fucking depressing i was on the couch all day glued to my phone (yes i know how pathetic of me) never got a text, so at like 12 am its official i have been ditched or whatever this is supposed to be, so delete all the texts and his number (just another picture to burn, but fuck you hurt my feelings :'[ )

Seriously though if i was him id feel so shitty (its like a mini mild heartbreak) but i bet he doesn’t give a damn (seems about right considering he’s a guy)

Needless to say i’m never going to find a guy who i like and he likes me, because i’m just so damn picky and love cursed.

On the other hand my coworker is so set on hooking me up with her husbands brother (aw man he’s not my type, how do i get out of this?! She’s dragging me to laser quest next sunday because i have to go on a “DATE” not looking forward to this.)

A while back i think i blogged about the white guy who talked to me when i was being interviewed to work at bestbuy, he’s back at the store (i don’t know where he went for like 4 months lol)

I think he was interested in me, he texted me a lot and wanted to talk on the phone (geez i cant remember the last time a guy wanted to spend hours on the phone) we talked on the phone for like 2 hours one night and then somewhere in the convo i thought it would be funny to, you know mind fuck him like he did when he told me his mom was south african. So i told him i had a 3 month old baby named Laquan, who’s father is Pierre Louis a haitian/ african, who’s father passed away and we named our baby after; oh and because the story wouldn’t be complete without having the baby daddy on child support. (yeah he didn’t text me again) i need to remember to tell him this was all a lie before it happens to spread around the store, not that it would make any sense because i’m a stick and my body hasn’t changed since i started working there but just a precaution.

Oh and i forgot to mention on sunday i got the loveliest pimple in between my eyes (you know a 3rd eye) sunday,monday, tuesday i touched it and made it worse. Tuesday i put on this purple medicine my mom used to put on cows and horses in Colombia to help their wounds heal faster. Wednesday i had a scab and realized the crap does NOT wash off and my scab was permanently dyed purple (damn and i “had" plans for friday)
Friday i got called into work and refused to show up at work with my third eye, so i painfully ripped it off, the scab that is. I now have a huge circle scar FML but at least i didn’t have a third eye on friday and that was all that mattered then. I wish i had rocked the third eye now, but its too late boo. oh well i guess hopefully the scar will go away quickly.
I don’t know how to flip the picture so enjoy the upside down picture (red lip gloss looks terrible on me)

I just came home from Chillis dinner on my manager (hell yeah) with all my coworkers, Damn today was the day for compliments (well sorta) my coworkers seem to be fond of me, i guess i can be funny from time to time and well ya know i keep it real.
Really though i wish i was more social, i think guys intimidate me more than i think (if that makes sense) i am such a quiet person borderline antisocial(i don’t hate people or anything maybe i’m just shy). I really don’t know what to do about that i guess i’m just an introvert. 

Xoxo Julieth