a lot of random shit

Awesome Butt sweatpants? damn right! i thought it was funny it said that on the tag, my butt does look awesome but its not all thanks to the sweatpants... I got it from my momma :P

On my way to work on thursday, 61 degrees. Are you kidding this is South Florida! not the north pole. I’ve never used the heater in my car, so saying i pressed every button is an under statement. The air was coming out cold and i was dying! maybe because i had recently turned the car on... after that it was warm and toasty yum yum yum :) around 80 degrees is my favorite type of weather. 

I was trying to sell my little sister my vs pink cheetah bra for 20 when i paid almost 40 for it but since she’s significantly larger than me (and i don’t mean in the boobwise) The bra was really tight on her, so i gave her all my older bra’s. I’m an A cup so i typically wear push ups and my mom goes “ what does an 11 year old need a bra for? i didn’t have any boobs when i was 11! ” Then my sister goes "mom thats you! i don’t care about you, I need bra’s to feel womanly!” I almost died laughing womanly? at 11 oh god poor mom when this girl is actually is a teenager, luckily if all goes as planned ill be out of the house then.

Sleep deprived my mom wakes me up at 1130 am and takes me to get my Colombian ID (a requirement to get into the country for me when i go visit) That would be me without make up on...











Then theres me with make up on. Make up does miracles no lie.













Then theres me in 1999, that was my ID. Pictures tell stories and that hair cut was thanks to my genius idea of giving myself a haircut, while my mom was in another room. You see my grandma had a hair salon and i just happened to stumble upon the scissors, so i cut my hair. I didn’t cut it that short though, that was after my grandma finally managed to even it out.
I was 7 years old, yet i still remember what my punishment was going to be. When i got caught my mom went crazy! she grabbed that thing that gives boys buzz cuts and chased after me with it turned on and ready to make me bald! i still remember hiding behind my grandma’s legs. Oh yeah and thats probably what i would look like if i chose to go navy. Scary! I look terrible like Christopher Colombus which was what my family used to joke -_-

 This is the picture i’m going to have on my new ID the one i get to keep for life, as in even if i’m 80 that will be my picture! It’s crazy, i wonder why we dont change ID’s as often as americans do. Oh well, forever young.

The guy giving it to me was like what are you here for? Uh my ID? Oh really i thought you were 14?
Mhm thanks your not the first one, nor will you be the last. Once again forever young.

Eating fried fish like a boss! My eyes are bigger than my stomach, i ended up eating only one fish.

Thats the go army shirt i got at the nascar races, it has cool little airborne soldiers jumping out.

Saving the best for last the treat to myself, yummy frozen yogurt. Theres another store opening tomorrow so after work ill be there to claim my free cup of froyo :D muahaha! Monday ill start a diet high in protein and start my bootleg p90x that i got from BestBuy “get ripped in 90 days! as seen on TV”  Im still trying to figure out how ill be able to eat broccoli, asparagus and those green beans without dipping them in a shitload of garlic butter but  ill take the days as they come and ofcourse i’m hoping to see results within a month. Since i’m already thin, i only put on oh i don’t know 10 pounds 122 the highest i’ve ever been. If i ever hit 130 i think i will cry, unless i have muscles of steel.

Xoxo Julieth